A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get gas and free sex here”. So obviously the guy wasinterested, so he stopped, filled up went inside to pay.”Pick a number from 1 – 10 to get free sex.” said the cashier. “Uh, okay, 3!” the
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The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t salute anymore. She goes to her local doctorand explains the situation and the doctor just feels plain bad forher. The doc thinks for a little bit, turns to the woman and says,”listen, I don’t do this
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the now famous words: “Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to meet you.”
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. “I’ve been insulted,” she sobbed. “Your mother insulted me.” “My mother!” he exclaimed. “But she is a hundred miles away.” “I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it.” He looked
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, “Heaven’s getting pretty close to full today, and I’ve been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths.
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch.” The husband grunted and replied, “The darn clock always was slow.”
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch.