A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go upstairs and do it?” the husband asked.”Shh!” said the bride “All the neighbors will know what we’re about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we’ll have to ask each other in code.
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A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again the following Sunday. “9.30 okay?”George said, “Fine, but I may be about ten minutes late. Wait for me.”The following Sunday
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the blinds on your bedroom open, I saw you fucking your wife.” Joe responds “The jokes on you, Stan, I was away on a business trip yesterday.”
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said “Oh i know.” So she when in the car and rumaged through her
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having sex!””Well how often do you have it?” the doctor asks. “Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day”, he answers back.”That’s not so much”, says the