The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,”How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.Curious, the husband said, “Who was that?”And his lovely wife replies, “I
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Love ’em or hate ’em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks like to call them are fun. Try ’em on your friends and relatives, but keep a straight face when you tell them and be preapared for GROANS… then you’ll see why they are called so… enjoy
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered around a stall and went over to take a look. “What’s going on?” Ed asked one of the crowd.”We’re watching to see if some idiot can ride that bronco machine,” he said nodding towards a fearsome
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the husband that it was time he had a conversation with their thirteen year old son about the birds and the bees. So the father goes to his son’s room and says “Son do you remember that
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been in a terrible car accident. He rushes to the hospital, runs in to the ER and says his wife’s been in an accident.They tell him Dr. Smith is handling the case and they page the doctor.Doc
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How was work, dear?” his wife asks.”Listen! I don’t want to talk about work!” he shouts.”Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?” she asks sweetly.”Listen!” he shouts again. “I’m not
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring.”Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don’t you try playing doctor for an hour?””Sounds great,” Steve replied, “but how do you make it last for an hour?” “Hell, just keep her in the