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Kids and Religion!

A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted…”Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor’s wife.”

Quick Ones!

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? – 45 minutesLife stinks- I lent a guy ten grand to get plastic surgery, and now I don’t know what he looks like! What is it when a man

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A great way to spend eternity

A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas. Their guide pointed out where a young couple, petrified by lava, had been discovered. They had died in the act of making love.”How awful !” exclaimed the wife.”Si, but what

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Gay Hired Hand

There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch and make a go of it, but she knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for ranch hands.Two men applied

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Bumpy Stickers!

Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident. It’s a dog eat dog world… and I’m wearing milkbone underwear!!! I break for hallucinations My Lawyer Can Beat Your Lawyer Blondes Are Not Dumb (the bumper sticker was upside-down) DADDY FARTED AND WE CAN’T GET

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Change In Fashion

This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.””Yo, Bob, I didn’t know you were into earrings.””Oh, yeah, sure,” says

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Tell Me

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary.The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife . . . “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our 10th child never quite looked like

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