An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there 50th anniversary.The old man is getting ready but cant find his shoes so he looks under the bed and finds a box with 2 eggs in it and a thousand pounds so that evening he questions
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Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG.”Another guy says, “What’s that?”The first guy says, “That means I am a Single, New Age Guy.”Another one says, “My name is Gary, and I am a DINK.A girl asks, “What’s
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheque!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet at the headstone and gets up, to leave when he notices another man crying his heart out, lying on one of the graves in such a way, that he breaks the other man’s heart.The sobbing goes
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give me six double vodkas.”The barman says “Wow!, you must have had one hell of a day.””Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………. What was I thinking?””Congratulations on your wedding day!…………. Too bad no one likes your wife.””How could two people as beautiful you………… have such an uglybaby?””I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love……… After
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What are you doing?”She answers, “I’m moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!”Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the