Q. What did the cannibal’s wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.
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Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was a baby, so they decide to rescue it.They take it into the car
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused,
Two cannibals were having lunch. “Your wife makes a great soup,” said one to the other. “Yes!” agreed the first. “But I’m going to miss her terribly.”
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it to him and he gulps in down in one swoop.”Hey buddy, you must be having it rough. Whats up with you?” says the bartender.”Well, I got home early from work last night and found my wife
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had severe chest pains and suddenly slumped over, one of the gamblers who happened to be a doctor, examined him, and to everybodies shock, poor Tim had died of a heart attack.All his
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his car?A: Took him an hour using a coat hanger to get his family out.Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter said she