* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills* Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them* Good: Your son studies a lot in his room* Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.* Ugly: You’re in them* Good: Your husband understands fashion* Bad:
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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head!But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles and he will stop snoring.A few hours after going to
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking a bath and she came in and sunk all my little boats!But I’m really a lucky guy. I never realized how much my wife loved me until the other day when I was sick and stayed
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed when the wife tells her new husband that she has a confession.”I lied when I told you I was a virgin. I have been with one other man” she tells her new hubby.The new husband asks
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his wife, “Sarah, we are about to celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary, so tell me, have you ever been unfaithful to me?”She hesitated a while and said, “Yes, 3 times.””Three times!? how did it happen?” he asks.”Well,
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen.”What’s wrong dearest??” asked the confused husband.”Oh darling,” sobbed the wife, “I was cleaning little Suzie’s room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bedm, along with a very erotic porn magazine!