You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You consider fast food hitting a deer at 65 MPH. Every day someone comes to your house mistakingly thinking your having a yard sale. Fifth grade was the best six years of your life. You have more
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A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an article about the area. He meets an old man in a small town and asks him about any memorable events in his life.The old man says, “Well, one time my favorite sheep got lost, so me
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence. Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He saw 2 men sitting on a porch and said, “I’m moving here from thecity, what do you guys do around here?”The men answered, “Go hunt’n, kill things, ‘n screw”.He then asked, “What do you hunt and
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a “Teethbrush”.
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New YorkOne hand on wheel, one finger out window: ChicagoOne hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BostonOne hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator:California *with gun in lap: L.A.Both
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing this letter slow because I know you can’t read fast. Wedon’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so