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Patron: Didn’t you

Patron: Didn’t you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes, and that’s why they are the late heads of Europe.

Restaurants Like Microsoft

If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.Patron: No, it’s still there.Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re

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I have a Microsoft waiter

|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.Patron: No, it’s still there.Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup; try eating it

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If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…

Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What seems to be the problem?Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.Patron: No, it’s still there.Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup. Try eating it

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