LaughWild

Best jokes site! Database of 12,000 funny jokes!

Tag: Waiter Maybe

Total 3 Posts

Restaurants Like Microsoft

If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.Patron: No, it’s still there.Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re

Continue Reading

I have a Microsoft waiter

|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.Patron: No, it’s still there.Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup; try eating it

Continue Reading
Uncategorized

If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…

Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What seems to be the problem?Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.Patron: No, it’s still there.Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup. Try eating it

Continue Reading