Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies.
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Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn’t last week.
Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller. Waiter: It’s just an optical illusion. It’s just that the restaurant has been enlarged.
Customer: Waiter, there’s a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.