George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W. said, “I hate all the dumb George W. jokes people tell about me.”Wise Old Cheney, feeling sorry for his old boss kid, said sage-like, “Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people
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|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my eyes beheld an eerie sight,Some smoke from our VAX began to riseAnd suddenly, to my surprise… [chorus](There was a crash) There was a system crash(A mighty crash) I heard the disk
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his boss to lay off one of his employees, either Mary or Jack.His choice was a tough one because Mary had been a devoted employee for 10 years and Jack was a fine worker who had a