A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During the interview, the interviewer asks the guy if he is a veteran. The guy says “Yes, I fought over in Vietnam.” Then the interviewer asks if the guy has any disabilities.The guy responds, “Well, I stepped
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Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three days when one needs a shit.”I can’t go in here” he says” It’s really going to stink””There’s another trench over there” says the other.”I’ll cover you with the M60…. just give me a shout andand i’ll
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot as the walk. As they meet, one man looks at the otherknowingly, points at his foot and says, “Vietnam, 1969.” The other hooks his thumb behind him and says, “Dog shit, 20 feetback.”
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story, little Suzy raises her hand.”My dad owns a
Colin Powell, once USA’s highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to relate this incident from his Vietnam days. It shows the importance of clear objectives. Finding an outpost at a very vulnerable spot, Powell decided to investigate why it was location was chosen. He was assured that
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask the interviewer. “Yes, I was a marine,” responded the applicant. “Did you see any active duty?” “I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.” “May I ask what happened?” “Well, I
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat.When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, “Jesus, I’ve suffered from back pain ever since I took