A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adultvideo.She goes to the video store, and after looking around for a while,selects a title that sounds very stimulating.She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something
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There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can igniteA 4 years-old’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurantIf you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is
Tips on Love (by kids, 5-10 years of age):WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?? “Eighty-four, Because at that age, you don’t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.”(Judy, 8)”Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water. Pool filters “do not like Jell-O!”A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.Garbage bags do