A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON THE LACK OF FOOD IN THE REST OF THEWORLD”No result was achieved, since the following problems were facedduring the survey’s implementation:1. In Western Europe no one knew what is “lack”2. In Africa no one
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A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the bestcountry in the world because of the freedoms it has. He says,”Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in frontof the White House in Washington D.C.
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.Well, here’s the answer: It’s simple. nobody bothered to check the oil.Didn’t know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical.All the oil is in Alaska, Texas,
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and they flatten your homeRun Mr Taliban, we know where you’re hiding,Air force come and they flatten your homeHey USA, USA, USA…Air force come and they flatten you home60ft, 70ft, 80ft craters,Air force come and they flatten
Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs.” “Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the best country in the world because of the freedoms it has. He says, “Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in front of the White
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland. So he goes off to Poland and asks the people: “Excuse me, what do you think of the lack of meat in Poland?”All the Poles reply: “Meat? What is meat?”Seeing he cannot get an answer in