1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2. Nice legs…what time do they open?3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.4. You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?5. Can I buy you a drink
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This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest asked, “What did you do, my son?””I lusted,” the fellow replied.”Tell me about it,” the priest said.The fellow then related his story. “Father, I am a deliverymanfor UPS. Yesterday I was making a delivery in the
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.Nice legs….what time do they open?Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.You’ve got 206 bones in your