“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign”This is a great day for France!”–Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle’s funeral”Now, like, I’m President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House
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|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch near the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. “And the Americans,
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, “Yank my Dandy Doodle!”
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians.American : “In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police.”Russian : “In Russia we don’t require that you
|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) – Chinese officials have stated they are holding the United States,? Fully responsible” for today?s mid air collision, involving several Chinese aircraft and one American aircraft. This comes just weeks after a similar incident involving a U.S. spy plane. Officials have stated
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE U.S. shipping company had a new ship built. It was to be the pride of the fleet, and something special was wanted to decorate the captain’s saloon, a large living room/office where the vessel’s business and
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters. China demanded an apology from us and stole technology from our plane when it was forced to make an emergency landing in Chinese lands.Dear China,We’re sorry you don’t train