A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, DC. He saw a man standing near the curb, and asked, “Listen, I’m going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store?” “What?” the man huffed. “Do you realize that
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A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist: “I’d like to become the next President of the United States.” The receptionist: “What are you, an idiot?” Redneck: “Why, is it required?”
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where all the countries of the world gathered to compare their scientific achievements and plans.The scientists listened to the United States describe how they were another step closer to a cure for cancer, and the Russians were
It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy.
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 – Any person with a valid California state rodent or deer hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sporting (non-commercial) purposes.372.02 – Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of United States
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony says, “No, Giuseppi, who’s-a George Washington?”He says, “Hah! George-a Washington’s the first-a President of-a United States. I’m-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen.”A couple of days later, Giuseppi walks
Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 23, 1997 — In direct response to accusations made by the Department of Justice, the Microsoft Corp. announced today that it will be acquiring the federal government of the United States of America for an undisclosed sum.”It’s actually a logical extension of