A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, “I forgot my teeth.” The man said,
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A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.””But I buried your wife ten years ago,” replied the undertaker.”I got married again,” the man sobbed.”Oh,” said the undertaker. “Congratulations.”