|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird tastes just like butter?A: A stork!Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?A: A wise quacker!Q: Which bird is always out of breath?A: A puffin!Q: What’s got six legs and can fly long distances?A:
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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth.In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′ cell.At work you spend most of your time in a 6′ X 8′ cubicle.In prison you get three meals a day.At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for
|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You ll be sorry.We need… = I wantIt s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want… = You ll pay for this later. We need to talk… = I
A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pains. “Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on your knees?” asked the doctor. “Every night, my husband and I have sex on the floor doggy style.” “I see,” said
Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let’s just say she’d look better on radio than on TV.
Neighbour: Haven’t I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.