The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.
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|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to ransome?Squidnappers!What part of a fish weighs the most?It’s scales!What fish do road-menders use?Pneumatic krill!What happens when sharks take their clothes off?They go sharkers!What game do fish like playing the most?Name that tuna!What do naked fish play
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall.2. Your car will always start immediately unless you are being chased by a maniacal killer or a monster of genetic creation.3. Crazed maniacs have super-human strength.4. The suburbs are
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could fly?You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up!What do you get if a sheep walks under a cloud?A sheep
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery hen!What do you call an arctic cow?An eskimoo!What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?A brick-layer!How do you fit more pigs on your farm?Build a sty-scraper!Why does a
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season.
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped and bouncy?A: A tiger on a pogo stick!Q: What is the cat’s favorite TV show?A: The evening mews!Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?A: Smack a lion!Q: What’s worse than