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“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine, women, and song.Now that I’m her husband, it’s beer, mama, and TV.”
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship – he refers to it as “that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular basis”.When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will
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Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three different kinds of sex? First, there’s House Sex: That’s when you make love all over the house: on the floor, on the kitchen table, in the garage, anywhere, anytime — much like two crazed rabbits. Then
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was bragging about her figure. “You know honey,” she said, “I can still get into the skirts I had before we were married.” “Yeah ?” the husband replied as he turned his attention back to the ball
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in fact “cheating” on her. I asked my wife if she would ever do that. She said, “Well not so much to