Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? ***** Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose … it’s how drunk you
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I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table.I will not roll my toys behind the fridge. I must shake the rainwater out of
John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn’t afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new video. ‘Where in the World did you get the money to pay for that ?’ asked his father suspiciously. ‘It’s OK, Dad,’
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORECASTGET IT? hahaha
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE – When your eyes meet across a crowded room. LUST – When your tongues meet across a crowded room. MARRIAGE – When you lose your child in crowded room.LOVE – When intercourse is called “making love.” LUST
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He