“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.”Keyboard” —- Place to hang your truck keys.”Window” —— Place in the truck to hang your guns.”Floppy” —— When you run out of Polygrip.”Modem” ——- How you got rid of
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There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can igniteA 4 years-old’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurantIf you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:54 times the sheets were clean17 times it was too late49 times you were too tired20
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my hands on. I even follow their suggestions. But eventually, inevitably, I always get fat again. Now, at last, I’ve found The Answer. After living for almost 14 years with a man who never gains an ounce
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s aknob called ‘brightness’, but it doesn’t work.
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′ cell.At work you spend most of your time in a 6′ X 8′ cubicle.In prison you get three meals a day.At work you only get a break for one meal and
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to get your kids to eat it. In prison, you get an hour each day in the yard to exercise and mingle. At home you get to clean the yard