25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.2. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.3. People who feel the need to tell you that they have an
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The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a shopping trip. She was quite agitated, and proceeded to tell her husband about a certain shoe salesman who had been rude.It seems she was sitting down while he helped her try on various shoes, and happened
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it out, here itis:In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the womanhappy. Do something she likes & you get points. Do something shedislikes & points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doingsomething
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?A: The TV because all the others leak when they’re fucked!
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may not give anyone else a bite of your dinner (which would constitute an infringement of Microsoft’s rights). You may, however, let others smell and look at
An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the old woman holds the old mans dick. Then suddenly the old man ends the affair because of another woman. The old woman’s distraught and yells, “WHAT’S
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman.”Sorry we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.She hurried home, dyed her hair, came back again and told thesalesman, “I would like to buy this TV.””Sorry we don’t sell