Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They’ve been having turkey for years.
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they’re sending their turkey to the White House!
Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldn’t buy a kitten and parcel it up for Christmas Day, so she bought it a week before Christmas and gave it to the little girl. ‘You’re getting your Christmas present a week
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow, and he told me there was something that I had to know. His look and his tone I will always
Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !