Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven’t got the energy.””Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”The turkey pecked at a lump
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The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.””Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.””No, mother,” you don’t understand.”I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does not behave well. The below variations and choices will help you pick an assignment for him/her. 1. I will not bathe my master after he bathes himself in the mud puddle. 2. I will not drag
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on the other. She wants to show thatthere is something good to eat in betweenThanksgiving and Christmas.
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. “That’s it!” she shouted, “I’m leaving and I’m not coming back!” “Wait honey,” Glen pleaded, “Can’t you at least let me explain?” “Fine, let’s hear your story,” Donna replied. “Well, I was
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife’s annoyance. “You’ll fart your guts out one of these days,” she always complained. After a particularly bad
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St.Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy!