A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. “I don’t want to know!” the child said, burstinginto tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.”Confused, the father asked what was wrong.”Oh dad,” the boy sobbed, “when I was 6 I got the there’s
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101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she’s pregnant.102. Q: How do blondes get pregnant? A: And you thought blondes were dumb.103. Q: What will she ask you? A: “Is it mine?”104. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service!What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off you when you die !What’s the difference between a dead dog on the