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How to call penis

At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people refer to apenis in their countries.The wife of Tony Blair says in England peoplecall it a gentleman, because it stands up whenwomen are entering.The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you callit a patriot, because

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The Geography of Men and Woman

The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.Between the ages of 21 – 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well

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Revocation of Independence

To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties over all states, commonwealths

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