“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said as they were side by side in bed. He reached over, took her hand and held it.”Then you used to kiss me,” she purred. He turned over, gave her a slight kiss and then rolled over
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An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker. The banker pulled out the loan application, asking, “What are you going to do with the money?” “Take jewelry to city and sell it,” said the old man. “What have you got for collateral?” queried the
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind a log. “My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf”, says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little RedRiding Hood sees the wolf
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys and lead in their feet.Well I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.c) The economy model fucks all night and,
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was returning home as the rosy tints of dawn began to color the skies. Marshaling all his inner resources, he managed an air of sobriety and dignity before the suspicious eye and wagging tongue of his wife.