yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Tag: teeth
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one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. one hand and a Clapper. green hair and thinks she’s a tree. one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you’re saying. 10 fingers–all
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad…she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray. It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license,
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly is open or your blouse unbuttoned. Your twin sister forgets your birthday. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. You call the suicide prevention
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel Covered Zucchini Colored Crisco on a Stick Hot steaming bowl of pumpkin guts Chocolate Covered Prunes A Handful of Red Man Anything that ticks!
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders” Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance. Does an extensive search for cavities…dental and body. He…ummm..licks his tools clean. Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line. When you come