First Cannibal: “Have you seen the dentist?” Second Cannibal: “Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time.”
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Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.3. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine on a cloudy day”…..
yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.”My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,” says Little Red Riding Hood.The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
Hi y’all…muh name id’s Bubba and dis is muh fameily:Furst is me… Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I love being a babe hound. Girls make spit roll down my chin. I have a stomach problem and fart alot.My Mom has lots of boyfriends. One