Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.
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Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.When you smell a oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is
Application to Live in KentuckyName:__________________________ Nickname:_________________________________CB Handle Model:_____________________ Color:______________Address (RFD No.):_________________–_____________________________________Daddy (If unknown, list 3 suspects):______________________________________Mamma:_________________________Neck Shade: _____Light Red _____Medium Red _____Dark RedNumber of teeth exposed in full grin: Upper_____ Lower_____Name of Pickup owned:_______________ Height of Truck__________Truck equipped with:____Gun Rack ____4-Wheel Drive ____Confederate Flag____8-Track Cassettes ____Load of Wood ____Hijacker Shocks____Radar
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.We take English for granted. But
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped and bouncy?A: A tiger on a pogo stick!Q: What is the cat’s favorite TV show?A: The evening mews!Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?A: Smack a lion!Q: What’s worse than
Doctor, Doctor I’ve got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you’ve got Foot and Mouth disease!
A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!