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Dilmer, six-foot-three, two

Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed. The giant teenager flew a dozen feet through the air before hitting headfirst against a steel partition. For a moment Dilmer lay dazed, rubbing his head. The conductor came by

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Granny and her grandchild…

The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that.The teenager tells her “Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.You gotta let your rosebuds show!” and out she goes.The

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Standardized Guide to the Bases

Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, do you remember talking about ‘the bases’ with your friends?”Yeah man, at the dance, X and Y went behind the gym and they got tosecond base!”Well that was cool and all, but what the hell was secondbase?

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Free meat

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered hisbutcher shop and confronted him with the news that thebaby was his and asked what was he going to do aboutit?Finally he offered to provide her with free meat untilthe boy

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True Story

True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local mall shopping one day, and used a ‘kiddy harness’ to keep track of him, since he’s an active little dickens and loves to walk and explore.As we stood watching the marvel of the escalator, a teenager

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Wedding Performance

On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father to ask him about his upcoming performance.”Dad,” says the son, “what do I do tonight? I’m very nervous.””Don’t worry,” comforts the father. “It’s all very simple. Remember that thing you used to play with as a

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