Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to be smarter than the second.They went over and over their plans for the robbery and finally they headed out to commit the crime. They pulled up in their car in front of the bank. The first
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Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby.”Stop! You can’t do this!” exclaimed the brother.”And why not?” asked Stan. “Don’t you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?”Stan said nothing.The
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say… “IT’S A GUY THING” “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.” “CAN I HELP
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say…”IT’S A GUY THING”Translated:* “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.””CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”Translated:*
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my wallet is a $50 bill and a $2 bill. That is all of the cash I have on my person.