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Stupid Insults 18/31

In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for “extra thick.” In need of a ROM upgrade. In serious need of attitude adjustment. In the shopping mall of the mind, he’s in the toy store. In touch with her higher power, but out of

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If She Married Him, She’d Be…

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali.If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she’d be Bo Ho.If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra.If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, hey! it’s the ’90’s!, he’d beCat

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