With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today’s society. According to company spokesman, Peter Riser, the following drugs are under testing now:DIRECTRA – a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on
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“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”…your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’rebarefoot….a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garagedoor nearest your car….you remember when the Dead Sea was only
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly is open or your blouse unbuttoned. Your twin sister forgets your birthday. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. You call the suicide prevention
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad * You see a bill board that says “Don’t do crack” and it reminds you to pull up your pants. * You stare at a carton of orange juice because
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do