From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised. In
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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son, who had been looking out thewindow, turned to his mother and said, “If big dogs havebaby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planeshave baby planes?” The mother, who couldn’t think of ananswer,
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:”There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane…” Pilot
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:1. From a Southwest Airlines employee…. “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways