A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?””Guilty”, said the man in the dock.At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted
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A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said that since he was graduating from high school, he would really like to get a car.His father said, “Son, come here.” He took him to the barn and pointed to the tractor and said, “This tractor
The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in wet cement.I’m here To fulfill your fondest wishesNow that your husband sleeps with the fishes.Lie down with me — it’s my final offa,Or you’ll be lying wit’ Jimmy Hoffa.I picked up this card from a slim
Teacher: That’s the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That’s my son. Teacher: Oh! I’m so sorry. Mother: You’re sorry?
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the husband that it was time he had a conversation with their thirteen year old son about the birds and the bees. So the father goes to his son’s room and says “Son do you remember that
Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come? The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.