|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car. We whip the enemy in battle, then give them the shirt off our backs. We yell for speed laws that will stop fast driving, then won’t
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Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart in church sit in own pew.Baseball very funny game–man with 4 balls no can walk!!Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.Man with hole in pocket
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night the hillbilly anxiously jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready for a little romance.His new bride comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says “Honey, I have something
Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child of their own. After weeks of consultation with Doctors and Psychiatrists the two decided to mix their sperm and implant it into a willing surrogate mother.Soon they learned that the procedure had worked and that the
1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd Monster: He’s at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh, what’s he studying ? 2nd Monster: Nothing, they’re studying him!
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts.Well, son, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven.Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied. Two days
A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn’t want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb, and that