A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped him and said, “Excuse me, but why are you wearing your shirt backwards?”The priest laughed, “Because, my son, I am a Father!”The Polak scratched his head. “But I am a father too, and I don’t wear
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A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them. Man, fearing the dog might be hit by car, shouted angrily: “Lady! Lady! Get over here right now!” The dog charged happily back over to them, accompanied by a
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?A: Yellow in the front, brown in the back!
With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic. To add to this, we kept running out of household supplies. I instructed them all to let me know when they used the last of any item by writing it down on
The teacher was furious with her son. “Just because you’ve been put in my class, there’s no need to think you can take liberties. You’re a pig.” The boy said nothing. “Well! Do you know what a pig is?” “Yes, Mom,” said the boy. “The offspring of a swine.”
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.2. Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.3. Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father’s fault.4. Chris will not be in school because he
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow.”The father thought some and said, “OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy.Let’s say that I’m a capitalist because I’m the breadwinner.Your mother