Father and son standing outside the elephant’s cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, “If we stand around here long enough, one of them will throw some food at us.”
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A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with hisson.Every time the kite gets up in the air, it comes crashing down.After this goes on for awhile, his wife sticks her head out thefront door and yells, “You need more tail.”The guy turns to his
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come in.Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and an All-Pro offensive lineman?A: Stage makeup.Q: How many lead singers does it take to change a
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You have, Your Honor,” the man answered hopefully. “I gave your son violin lessons last winter.””Ah, yes,” recalled the judge. “Twenty years!”
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at the elephant, sees its willy points to it and says, “Mummy, what is that long thing?”His
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. “Yes Dad, what is it?””Don’t be nervous, son, do your best and
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?””Not too good,”says the mother. “I’ve been very weak.”The son says, “Why are you so weak?”She says, “Because I haven’t eaten in 38 days.”The man says, “That’s terrible. Why haven’t you eaten in 38 days?The mother answers, “Because I didn’t