One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up and stood beside him and gazing up
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|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. — Catch-22Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat.Don’t
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. “So, how did you do son?” he asked.”You’ll never believe it!” Billy said. “I was responsible for the winning run!””Really? How’d you
Two Scots, father and son, go to America. – Daddy, when we’ll arrive? – Shut up and swim.
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total”, says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, “I
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?””I don’t know, son,” he said. “I’m still paying for it.”
God created the donkey & said to him : “ You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence & you will live 50 years. You will be a donkey. ” The donkey answered: “ I will