There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basementof his home and one night he came up and said “Dad lookwhat I made.” So he poured a flask of fluid into a pot ofsoil and instantly
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|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level. The following quotations are taken from actual letters received by the Welfare Department in applications for support of receiving payments. I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I had
An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back at the hotel and shows up at his parents house completely distraught. His father asks him, “Son, why you not with you bride on you honeymoon?”The boy replies, “Daddy I was jus’ gettin ready to love
Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: “He’s such a sensitive child. Let’s wait until he’s older before we tell him you’re an accountant.”
Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: “No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn’t be tax deductible, but I like your thinking”.
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father to ask him about his upcoming performance.”Dad,” says the son, “what do I do tonight? I’m very nervous.””Don’t worry,” comforts the father. “It’s all very simple. Remember that thing you used to play with as a