There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted. The first guy said ” I want to come back as myself, but 100 times smarter. So God made him 100 times smarter. The
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Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put someone else on this planet with me? It’s kind of lonely here?” So God said, “I will put on earth a woman, ” “‘What is this ?woman??” asked Adam. “A woman is somebody who will provide
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked, “Well, you two, I only have a couple more goodies left to hand out before my job is done.Which one of you wants to be able to pee standing up?”Adam raises his hand and yells “Me,
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.So he called on a female angel and sent her to Earth for a time.When she returned she told God,