Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I think I’m the strongest man in the world but it hasn’t been proven yet.”Snow White says “I think I’m the fairest lady in the land but it hasn’t been proven yet.”Quasie says “I think I’m the
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A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a claret + blue carpet. The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out “Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup.” Snow White says “Well at least Dopey’s alive!”
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number, add or subtract one, and create a new definition: The Year 2001 Problem: How to find jobs for all those programmers hired to solve the Year 2000 problem. Catch-23: Complete the previous
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some day my prints would come!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake.The Dwarfs protest vehemently because
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”