There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned him. The Salvation Army gent said, “Ma’am, you may be forgiven, as a pitiable victim of circumstances. Tell me, are you familiar with the concept of ‘original sin’?”The hooker replied, “Well, maybe and maybe not. But
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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife” What type of bra?” asked the clerk. “Type?” inquires the man. “There is more than one type?” “Look around,” said
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t worry about poor old me. I’m just fine considering I can’t breathe, or eat. The important thing is that you have a nice holiday, thousands of miles away from your lonely ailing mother.I’ve sent along my
At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars. One of the chamber members stood up and said, “I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty dollars to the Salvation Army.”