What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
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A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said that since he was graduating from high school, he would really like to get a car.His father said, “Son, come here.” He took him to the barn and pointed to the tractor and said, “This tractor
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you help me when you get home?” “Sure,” he replies. “What’s the problem?” “Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can’t even find the edge pieces.” “Look on the box,” he said. “There’s always a
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn’t hurt. So he buys a new cock from the local
Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating to the Civil War. BIGGEST MAN… The biggest man in the Union Army was Capt. David Van Buskirk of the 27th Indiana Regiment who stood 6 feet 11 inches and weighed 380 pounds. He was captured
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick across the street!
This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says, “You can have this rooster. His name’s Roy. He’ll get all your hens pregnant. He’s a real stud.” So the farmer takes