These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on the wall in front of a photocopier of a company going through hardships : ” DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE – XEROX YOUR PAYCHECKS ” At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation: “Belt
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a Rome laundry: “Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. Sign in the window of a Swedish furrier: “Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.” Sign on the box
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop sitting next to him and said, “What’s a four -letter word ending in “unt” which means “woman”? The bishop said, “Did you try “aunt”? The Pope
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be much in the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, “Tell me, Becky, have you heard by chance what’s going on in Rome?” “No,” said Mrs Finkelstein. “I haven’t. What’s going on in Rome?” “A meeting of high
The Chief Rabbi and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome. The Rabbi notices a fancy shmancy phone on a side table in the Pope’s private chambers. “What’s that phone for?” he asks. “It’s my direct line to the Lord!” the Pope replies. The Rabbi is doubtful, but the
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A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?” “We’re