A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in twenty-five years he’s very curious as to who might show up.When he gets there he runs into his old high school sweetheart. They sit down and talk about the past.”How have you been?” he asks.”I’ve been
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“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”…your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’rebarefoot….a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garagedoor nearest your car….you remember when the Dead Sea was only
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass and find a car-You consider Denny’s a Fancy Resturant-Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors-Your age is higher than your I.Q.-Your favorite pickup line is “Does this look infected to you?”-You ask your wife wheather
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet women!
Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psychologist looks old, worried and withered. The older looking one asks the other, “What’s your secret? Listening to other people’s problems every day, all day long, for years on end, has
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might be a Redneck. 2) If you have to bring up a can of paint to a water tower to defend your sister’s honor… You might be a Redneck. 3) If you walk to school with your